I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
these vines are reaching another level
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING SEND HELP.
Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?
My typical school day
As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room.
WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME
it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.
No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.