ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell


usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power



psyducked:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

oh, you know, just casually photographing the apocalypse


What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.

(Source: gifharrypotter)





jackblogguy:

lameborghini:

"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh 

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anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]


amoying:

basically me




GET TO KNOW ME MEME2/5 favorite musical artists » Beyoncé

"I wanted to sell a million records, and I sold a million records. I wanted to go platinum; I went platinum. I’ve been working nonstop since I was 15. I don’t even know how to chill out."